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Most Emailed Photos - 01/10/2005 by Mort
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This is the huge boulder that crushed the living snot out of my body, to the death!

Turns out that God had knocked down the damn warning sign,

and all on account of those damn mastubating kittens.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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That very ROCK is on the very ROAD I take home every day from work. I could have been squished!
There are 7 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Oh no! Squishy Mort is no good!
<Mort> A squishy Mort is perfect for slipping under doors.
<shininglion> Squishy Mort is fine. Squished Mort is not so much.
<Kumiho> Is Squished Mort served with a side of ketchup? Is Squishy Mort deep fried to make crispier?
<Carol> Perfect for the Squishy Maker.
...www.simpsoncrazy.com...
<Mort> "Just add Ice and your favorite cod, Sugary beveragefor a cool, Satisfying treat"

There is nothing better than a cod flavoured squishy.

<Kumiho> dear gods that's frightening


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