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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/12/2003 by David Byrden
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Candidate Marey Carey can offer the voters two large breasts. She has a left one and a right one, thus covering the whole political spectrum.

However, many Californians prefer to look at asses....

...and voters who already own a set of breasts are unimpressed.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> It's only 8 AM, but this one wins already.
<Roger Mexico> Humor so dry I need a drink!
<Decorative Edison> Kind of like stating the obvious
<apple juice is a verb> like luminaire said.
<Zathras> Goodn'
<DLM> This one gets my vote
<Bolsach> almost there
<pio> fuck your mother

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