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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/12/2003 by David Byrden
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Candidate Marey Carey can offer the voters two large breasts. She has a left one and a right one, thus covering the whole political spectrum.

However, many Californians prefer to look at asses....

...and voters who already own a set of breasts are unimpressed.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> It's only 8 AM, but this one wins already.
<Roger Mexico> Humor so dry I need a drink!
<Decorative Edison> Kind of like stating the obvious
<apple juice is a verb> like luminaire said.
<Zathras> Goodn'
<DLM> This one gets my vote
<Bolsach> almost there
<pio> fuck your mother

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