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Most Emailed Photos - 08/13/2003 by Mort
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Boys! Boys! I don't think your plan

to wear novelty condoms

will be quite enough to convince Angelina Jolie to sleep with you.
(AFP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I had a special treat today, oh lucky me! It was to have dinner with my halfwit boss, a treat which he said I had definitely deserved.

It left me with little time in which to think up today's caption.

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<Mort> No animals, lots of woman and man boobage.

Not the easiest images to link and be amusing.


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