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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by H. Monkey
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Without family,

his life by day just numbers

night, mindless TV


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<H. Monkey> Crap, that's depressing. I gotta try harder.
<Lauren> I am having trouble not being depressing today, too, H. Monkey. I think maybe the center pic is to blame.
<ElvisThePelvis> sad
<3Suns> Stop it! I want my irrational exuberance back!
<mypalmike> I love depressing captions!

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