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Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Rahjin
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here in southern florida the heat has become unbearable. It has gotten to the point of swimmers trying to cool off end up suddenly with vertigo and drowning. Over 16 fat asses have already been killed.

At times the heat has been so bad water vapor has literaly exploxed from a creature's orafices as seen with this poor pooch. On a lighter note this particular dog did regain moisture after licking the sweat off another dogs balls.

And finally the most bizarre event in the sever summer heat is the recent accidental skin graft of a tiger and a lion at a local zoo. A spokesman for the zoo had this to say. "Well we thought about separating them but then jake in accounting said we could write them both off on our taxes if we just called the union of the two a 'Lyger' and make it a one of a kind speciman. He is so smart he once hooked up my printer."


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