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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Carlo ;-)
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My last girlfriend was such a bitch.

"Is it even in yet?" she'd say. "I can't even feel it."


She was pretty hot, but who needs that kind of abuse?

So I left her for one of those big, hairy leftie girls.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Rofl, this is awesome!
<Lauren> Q: Three, two letter words that together mean very, very small....
<Lauren> A: Is it in?
<Lauren> Hey, Carol, is this you?
<mypalmike> Teh new crass sexy.
<Carol> It's me, Lauren! How did you see through my oh-so-clever disguise? (I know it's not alter-ego day, but I thought this needed a male narrator.)
<Lauren> My thoughts exactly. I just knew it had to be a regular and I am very fond of anagrams myself. ;-)
<Mort> Lauren - BAH
Carol - Great caption :)

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