Bear1: "Oh man, that black hole thing is just TOO SEXY! I can't take it! I need to get up in that!"
"Man, I really want to bang HER, but she's not here right now....I'm so horny I'd screw anything though."
"Wait, there's another person over there!"
Bear2: "God Damn it! That's my BELLY-BUTTON you small-d*cked freak, STOP IT!"
Bear1: "oooooooo....that's good navel...."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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