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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by 3Suns
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On the 'net, If someone claims to be a middle-aged married man, they're probably actually a hot bisexual sorority chick.


On the 'net, if someone uses a nickname contaning a small furry animal, they probably actually are a small furry animal.

H. Monkey.

On the 'net, if someone seems like they're ALWAYS online, they are probably a cyborg with a computer strapped to their back.




The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Stormi> ooo, so that's how it works...
<guyPaulo> That's an older picture with me and my trusty 286 from back in the day.
<obtuse> Chicks would walk up to you and ask you to double their RAM, right in the expansion slot.
<mypalmike> Great quotes!
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit...revealed again.
<guyPaulo> I'd pull out my hard drive and attempt to download some spam into their intranet.
<Zebra Girl> When you bold stuff it sounds positively naughty.

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