Somedays I just feel like dressing up. The problem is nobody knows what to make of me when I apply a little make-up.
My family starts talking about me having a new heart-throb (Don't they know that 3Suns is the only one for me?) My friends want to know if I'm job hunting, and the monkies just shy away, uncertain about what to do with this surprising change.
I mean, usually I look more like guyPaulo, except with less technology.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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