Mort hasn't been himself since going AWOL in Mexico.
He's smellier than ever and looks more and more like Donald Trump.
I have to go undercover yet again. From my secret hiding place I can only communicate with the other agains by obscure means.
I placed codes in personal ads in then nastiest tabloids of the UK.
When that didn't work I resorted to sending emails and fax to household appliances by tapping into the electric grid.
I hope you got my X-mas card, Agent Kumi!
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.