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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by obtuse
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There once was a girl with an ass.

Who made MEP monkies so crass.

Though her name was unknown,
She gave guyPaulo a bone.

Who was this mysterious lass?



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<Stormi> Lauren?
<Lauren> No, stormi, I think that would be YOU!
<3Suns> Best beginning to a limerick ever!
<H. Monkey> 
<Stormi> I still think it's Lauren.
<mypalmike> Sweet Irish poetry...
<ElvisThePelvis> Look! guyPaulo has a bone!
<guyPaulo> GODDAMMIT! I forgot to turn off my webcam again. Now Elvis has spotted my bone.
<obtuse> I see this caption is being completely misinterpreted. I meant to say that guyPaulo and his nameless friend are archaeologists, and she gave him a Tyrannosaur fossil to carry around in his backpack. But words like that don't work well in limericks.
<obtuse> I take it back.
A nameless archaeologist chick
Who enjoys touching monkeys on sticks
Gave guyPaulo a fossil
That was truly collosal
Must have been a tyrannosaur dick
<Zebra Girl> ROFLMAO excellent obtuse!
<ElvisThePelvis> Caption that one!
<obtuse> Meh. I don't think it will be as funny out of this context. Steal if you want though.
<dody> hi

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