In a flash if divine bling-bling, God appeared before a packed church audience last week and proclaimed his presence in the modern world.
Throngs of followers flocked to the scene, where the Lord God commanded them all to "THROW THEY HANDS IN THA AIR, AND WAVE 'EM 'ROUND LIKE THEY JUST DON'T CARE!"
Also, God decreed that "for the record, 'spanking your monkie' is a perfectly normal activity for teenage boys."
However, this liberating mandate was misunderstood by some non-American people, much to the misfortune of primates everywhere.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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