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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/02/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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A cat in a dryer produces enough static electricity to power a continent for an entire year.

Unfortunately, that continent is Antarctica.

Back to the drawing board, Republican brain trust!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's Dick Cheney is:

apple juice is a verb.



The illegal same-sex couples are: Luminaire, yoyology and ElvisThePelvis.


There are 2 messages for this day.
<yoyology> I am so fucking depressed about this election that I can barely breathe.
<mypalmike> Well, try to look at the good side. We might have the chance to go to war with Iran soon.


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