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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/02/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Though I spend countless hours thinking of pussy...

I instead choose to leave my seed in puddles on the ground.

I can't bear the thought of raising children in the Bush hegemony.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Teh new filthey!
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