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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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This Morning

*sob* "My anal sphinkter is red raw. It stings, stings I tell you..."

Last Night

"Hi Handsome! Do you like to fuck?!"

Later Last Night

"W-w-whats that between your legs?"
"A surprise...!"



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> You're my hero, P.G.
<3Suns> Hahaha
<Lauren> OMG, This is F***ing great!
<ElvisThePelvis> This one is crass!
<Mort> Oh man nice!!11!
<mypalmike> Heheh, now that's crass!

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