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Most Emailed Photos - 02/04/2004 by Jmofwiw
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The Adventures
of Nippleman

As we begin this week's episode, a flotilla of illegals try to sneak across the border to infiltrate the United States.

Nippleman, secretly mild-mannered fast-food service worker Mr. Red Neck, watches through his tele-nipple vision...

Heah come more o'them eel-eagle immee-grants!

Ah'll zap 'em with muh nipple-ray...BZZZZZT!

Now they's dead in thuh water!

Let em swim back tuh whur they come from!



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<mypalmike> As a redneck myself, I'm offended by this. Oh wait, no I'm not.
<3Suns> Get 'em Nippleman!
<guyPaulo> I once was talking with an idiot who was insulting homosexuals. He ended his diatribe with a command for the gays to be "sent back to where they came from." This is normally a referrence to african-ammericans, and I think the guy got his racial slurs confused.

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