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Most Emailed Photos - 02/04/2004 by Jmofwiw
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The Adventures
of Nippleman

As we begin this week's episode, a flotilla of illegals try to sneak across the border to infiltrate the United States.

Nippleman, secretly mild-mannered fast-food service worker Mr. Red Neck, watches through his tele-nipple vision...

Heah come more o'them eel-eagle immee-grants!


Ah'll zap 'em with muh nipple-ray...BZZZZZT!

Now they's dead in thuh water!

Let em swim back tuh whur they come from!

(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> As a redneck myself, I'm offended by this. Oh wait, no I'm not.
<3Suns> Get 'em Nippleman!
<guyPaulo> I once was talking with an idiot who was insulting homosexuals. He ended his diatribe with a command for the gays to be "sent back to where they came from." This is normally a referrence to african-ammericans, and I think the guy got his racial slurs confused.

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