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When posting captions I try not to make an ass of myself.

Looking at other monkies reminds me it's good to keep posts short and to the point.

It is truly far to easy to ramble on with long sentences that never seem to have ending nor add value, humor, or anything of worth to the gestalt of the caption or even to the specific panel that the caption is attached to, since it just requires a vacating of sense for such a thing to happen, a lack of proofreading, or perhaps a bad day combined with too much coffee.

I wouldn't want to sound stilted.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Too much coffee, indeed. That would be like too much chocolate... an impossibility!
<H. Monkey> Too much coffee calls for TooMuchCoffeeMan™!
<Lauren> Thanks, I needed that.
<mypalmike> Nice use of the word gestalt.
<Carol> Stilted, ha ha!

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