In bed, she was an animal. She'd lick me all over like I was a big ice cream cone in her hands.
And she was a screamer. Man, the lungs on her - they could bust down a wall. The neighbors would come by and complain, thinking she was shouting into a microphone.
Then why did we break up? Well she wasn't exactly very attractive. You know, she got beat in the face with the ugly stick.
(The Canadian Press)
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