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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2004 by Mort
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Oh sweet verdant budding nature

beryl green tender sapid nectar,



perfect flocculent pleasing brawn rubbings

of your sapient jiggly joyful nubbings,



For me to poop on!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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From the school of listing random dictionary word poetry.

This might be a good time for the Triumph the Insult Dog theme day.


There are 7 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> YYEESS!!!! I've been waiting for a Triumph day for a ling time! Of course, you've taken the best gag so far....
<Kumiho> ling time? is that related to a long time?
<ajiav> Main Entry: 1ling
Pronunciation: 'li[ng]
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Dutch leng ling, Old English lang long
1 : any of various fishes (as a hake or burbot) of the cod family
2 : LINGCOD
<ajiav> I have been waiting for a Triumph day for a codfish time!
<superwoman biatch> I LOVE IT!!! He has been so concerned that I was picking on him here!! Hah, hah, see honey it isn't just me that loves to pick on 'ya.
<guyPaulo> Well, we've got a couple wiseguys in here, I see.
<ajiav> d'oh...sorry.


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