Sadly all true.
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|<guyPaulo> FYI: That kid's shirt says "Christian, American, Heterosexual, Pro-gun, Conservative Any Questions?"|
I don't know why I think its funny, but I do.
|<ajiav> If you take the first letter of each of those words, altogether they spell Cahpcaq.|
I can't remember the last time I had a good Cahpcaq...
|<Jmofwiw> I wonder if they also make shirts that say "Athiest, Anti-American, Gay, Anti-gun, Liberal Any Questions?"|
|<Mort> What offends me more than the shirt is the black outfit with white shoes! WTF?|
OMG doesn't he know that pink is this season's colour?
|<guyPaulo> I want one with "Agnostic, Canadian, Metrosexual, Pro-Gun Control, Liberal."|
Of course I'm not really from Canada, but it's the thought that counts.
|<Jmofwiw> I want a Popeye shirt that just says, "I yam what I yam."|
|<3Suns> "Popeye's" restaurant chain is a shady front for Vatican operatives. Just look:|
Popeyes --> Pope: Yes!
|<mypalmike> Christ would be pro-gun I'm sure.|
|<Qwesto De La Vega> I have shirt that says:"Buddhist, African,Asexual,Pro-Flamethrower,Anarchist.Any Questions?Yes,You in the back.Pardon me?Yes, we validate parking."|
|<firstname.lastname@example.org> i want to see naked women |