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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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"Bill Gates today revealed his son and heir, Bill 2.0"

My eyes widened in horror.

I knew what it takes for Microsoft to achieve a release version...

..it takes them dozens of failed beta versions.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Yes, yes. I am late. Late. LATE! I guess. Late again. Here is the winner though. He speaks the truth, therefore he must be killed.

The winner is Bavid Dyrden!!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<JP> oooh, this looks to be a good 'un.
<mypalmike> Definitely.
<Lauren> Mort, in response to what you said yesterday about your modem... my mom once called a repair guy and it cost her $65 for him to plug the TV set back in.
<mypalmike> When mom says she paid the repairman to "plug in the TV set", I think she means something else.
<Lauren> Oooh! That's very different, then. Nevermind.
<Bavid Dyrden> Newsflash: Bill 2.0 was driving on the freeway today, tried to open a window and crashed.

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