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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by apple juice is a verb
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It's hard leaving the womb, I know!

And you're right, it was comfortable!

But there's no need to despair...

With good hygiene (and a little personality), you might get into another one, sometime.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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apple juice is a verb is the winner!

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, please come back. We miss you. Things just haven't been the same since you stopped editorializing and started only running the Guest day.
<Mort> Been going through one of those destruct/construct phases of life. I have been thinking more about doing it again.
<Lauren> Thank goodness. About "doing it again." I did a major purge of my life over the last year or so and, although it was difficult and I wound up missing some of the things I jetizoned, in general I do feel better about life, the universe and everything.
<guyPaulo> And let me say 'thanks' for keeping up the site during this phase Mort! It's a real commitment, I'm sure.
<Lauren> Ditto what he said, Mort.
<ajiav> we like the site
<mypalmike> Yeah, this and slashdot are the only two sites I visit every day. Regardless of what becomes of the site, good luck with whatever it is you're going through.
<Mort> Sorry about the late update, I lost internet last night. I couldn't figure it out until the tech support guy told me to try and press the modem on button...


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