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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/16/2005 by guyPaulo
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Since time primordial, Man has searched the heavens for signs of God. And he has always come up empty.

Man has finally come to the realization that he was just another primate blindly reaching for meaning in an unordered universe, and has abandoned all pointless, traditionalist spirituality.

Well, except for in Texas, where the peasants still routinely offer small children in sacrife to "Cthulujubjub; the Slimy Overlord of Blarh'Arg'Tah".


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Bavid Dyrden> Now that's a god I can believe in.
<Axolotl> Props for Cthulu refernce!
<Lauren> Is that how the Texans took over?
<ajiav> At last, an explanation for Bush's vacation and Cindy Sheehan's missing son.

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