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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/01/2005 by Fu Manchu
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During daylight hours, nuns may look dog ugly,

but once the sun goes down, the sisters ditch the habits and hit the nightclubs.

With any luck, the nuns will mistake you for Jesus in the poor disco lighting.

Take them home, and they'll show you the meaning of the "Second Coming".

(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> EW! I like it!
<mypalmike> Va va va voom!
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<3Suns> Nice!
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