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Most Emailed Photos - 04/14/2006 by guyPaulo
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Farmer Brown savored the taste of Floppy's pan-seared liver between two slices of rye bread with tomato, truffle oil and arugula. This was truely the meal to end all meals, and he knew it was worth slaughtering the world's only talking rabbit. Having satisfied the hidden gourmand within himself, Farmer Brown now knew that he could die a happy man.

And die he did, five minutes later, when the Cannibal Zombie Pig Patrol burst in and gored the foul farmer to death.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Add this to the first pannel:

"Gee Farmer Brown, why are you holding that hatchet behind your back? I think I'd like to go back tomy cage now and have a nice juicy carrot and OH MY GOD NOOOOO!!"

THWACK!!!

<Kumiho> =) Glad to have you back, even if your L33T captioning skills are rusty.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, yeah it will take me a bit to get back in the swing of things.
<Mort> I should fix that quote issue some day.
<mypalmike> Nah... It makes it more challenging.

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