[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 312 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:10Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:09Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:03Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:00Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:56Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:50Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:47Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:45Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:43Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:42Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:41Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:39Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:36Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:26Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:24Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:22Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:16Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:09Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:59Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:56Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:55Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:47Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:44Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:43Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:42Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:41Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:40Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:38Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:35Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:33Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:31Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:30Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:28Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:25Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:24Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:22Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:21Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:20Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:19Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:17Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:15Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:11Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:09Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:07Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:06Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:02Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:01Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:57Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:56Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:55Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:52Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:51Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:50Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:47Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:46Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:43Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:41Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:36Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:28Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:23Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:20Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:18Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:16Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:13Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:12Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:11Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:09Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:08Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:07Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:06Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:05Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:03Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:02Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:01Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:00Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:57Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:56Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:52Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:50Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:49Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:46Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:45Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:44Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:43Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:41Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:40Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:38Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:37Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:36Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:27Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:25Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:23Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:21Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:16Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:15Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:12Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:08Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:51Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:47Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:45Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:38Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:35Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:34Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:30Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:26Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:22Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:21Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:15Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:10Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:09Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:08Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:02Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:01Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:00Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:59Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:56Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:55Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:53Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:44Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:43Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:36Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:31Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:30Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:29Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:25Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:22Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:21Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:18Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:17Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:15Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:05Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:59Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:52Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:50Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:47Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:46Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:41Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:39Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:38Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:37Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:30Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:28Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:25Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:22Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:18Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:17Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:16Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:15Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:14Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:13Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:11Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:08Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:07Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:05Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:04Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:03Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:02Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:59Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:57Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:56Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:52Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:49Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:44Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:42Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:39Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:37Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:34Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:27Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:25Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:23Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:18Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:18Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:16Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:15Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:14Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:13Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:11Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:10Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:07Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:06Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:05Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:04Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:03Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:01Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:59Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:58Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:57Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:56Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:55Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:54Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:53Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:52Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:50Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:49Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:44Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:36Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:26Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:24Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:19Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:16Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:10Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:09Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:07Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:05Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:58Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:55Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:52Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:46Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:45Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:44Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:43Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:38Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:37Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:36Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:35Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:33Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:32Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:28Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:26Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:24Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:19Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:18Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:17Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:14Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:13Caption #971

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post