This is how Christianity spreads: they catch you when you're young and tell you stories.
They tell you about Jonah who lived in a whale. And the big ol' guy in the sky who watches you all the time, so you better be good.
They tell you about Daniel who lay down with lions. And a guy who got nailed to a tree, and it's YOUR fault! So you owe him a favor.
They never tell you this: "Suck Our Big Dicks."
But they tell you to show up once a week in their palace to hand over your money and take orders, which is basically the same thing.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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