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Most Emailed Photos - 08/11/2004 by Luminaire
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Genetic engineering has produced a lot of amazing things in the past few years. The miniature tiger, for example, is now one of America's most popular pets.

Diamonds are genetically engineered now, too! Inserting elephant DNA into diamonds produces gems many times the size of those found in nature.

And through genetic engineering, we can create "superfoods" that can end world hunger! A goldfish-raspberry splice resulted in the main ingredient of Cap'n Crunch's Fishberries, 30,000 boxes of which were shipped to Ethiopia last year.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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