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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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My mom says the dentist violated her pussy...

I told her to shut the fuck up because I was watching COPS and that she should get me a beer.

Turns out she had x-ray evidence this time...now we are waiting for our fat settlement check.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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