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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
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"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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