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"I will end all this un-moral behavior of pigs crossdressing and the foulness that exists today...

I will smite these infedels with the Lord's mighty sword...

And the angels will reward me greatly when I reach those pearly gates..." Inaugural address of George W. Bush, 2004


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<What?> You must be a prophet, since the inauguration isnt until 2005. Smiteing sounds pretty painful, are you sure you read the tea leaves right?
<Carol> That was pretty much his campaign platform.

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