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Most Emailed Photos - 11/21/2004 by Mort
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Hey Suzy, take these!

Argghh LOCUSTS!! NO!!!!

There has to be a less violent way to tell your school crush you fancy them.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> A British hooligan in the streets of Belgium. The typical Briton is polite, witty and phlegmatic, but lacks a certain style and has a dental hygiene issue while having an occasional drinking problem

What the hell kind of journalism is that??

<Pedro Gonzales> Fuck, this journo seems to really have done his research. Being English myself, I'd like to thank the author, and while remaining unemotional, clarify that I have three teeth left in my whole mouth, and would like to go further into this, but have to leave as I have a sudden yearn for a Vodka.
<Mort> I was somewhat amused by that description. I think the author might also have a drinking problem.

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