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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"Who's a good boy?!?

You are!! Yes, you are!!"

I'm going to kill her. I swear to dog-god, I'm going to kill her.

...(crackle)...reports indicate that police found mrs. whittington chewed, clawed, and pecked to death, her large collection of animals were all missing or found to be fleeing the neighborhood...


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I find this amusing as hell
<mypalmike> The first 2 pics are killer.

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