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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by Eggs Ackley
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The sensation of cut gems brushing against bare nipples - - I HATE that!

The sound of unclipped cat claws scraping against window glass - - I HATE that!

The panorama of icy waves breaking against an oil-slicked beach - - I HATE that!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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