[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/29/2004 by Mort
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The stormy wrath of conservative christian indignation had hit San Francisco in full force.

and in cold fury, the moral majority had let loose the dogs of war.

Madam take off that wedding lingerie, you and your girlfriend will have no marriage today!
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I hadn't done anything political in quite a while. I just don't understand the problem of letting people marry whoever they damn well please.

This is early, the captions I mean, I am off to Disneyland today (Sunday) and will be there until Monday evening. I wish you could all be there too, I'll keep one eye on the crowd looking for you at all times, just in case you decide to come anyway. Wear a shirt with a picture of a pirate on it and girly cap sleevy things, so I can recognise you.

You will? Oh good!

Oddly I just remembered a dream about meeting someone in Disneyland last night, I can't quite remember any details though.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> I'll be wearing a cartoon mouse outfit. I dare you to pull my pants off!
<MLimburg> Eye's DOUBLE DARE ya!
<MLimburg> Finding it hard to get some inspiration with these three ...
<David Byrden> I was just out in the bright, cold sunshine of St. Stephen's Green. The ponds were frozen and the staff were smashing the edges.
I amused myself by flinging large chunks of ice out into the middle; they exploded on impact and the fragments skated off for twenty yards, making a strange whirring noise.
<MLimburg> come on guys, don't forget to vote
<JulieK> Mort I hope you are having fun in Disneyland (this is not fair at all)
<mypalmike> I hate when I am holding something, and then I need to find the thing that goes with it. So I search for it, and when I finally find it, usually hours or days later, the first thing is nowhere to be found. I wonder why people say I'm scatterbrained.
<ajiav> last night, i dreamt of conway twitty again. an old, senile, and wheel-chair bound conway twitty who required constant caregiving.
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