[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The stormy wrath of conservative christian indignation had hit San Francisco in full force.

and in cold fury, the moral majority had let loose the dogs of war.

Madam take off that wedding lingerie, you and your girlfriend will have no marriage today!
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 277 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:00Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:55Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:52Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:51Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:49Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:48Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:45Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:43Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:42Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:41Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:40Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:38Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:32Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:30Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:29Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:27Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:22Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:21Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:20Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:17Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:15Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:13Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:12Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:11Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:06Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:03Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:02Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:00Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:57Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:46Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:41Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:40Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:39Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:35Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:32Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:31Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:30Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:26Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:25Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:23Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:19Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:17Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:09Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:07Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:06Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:05Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:04Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:03Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:02Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:55Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:51Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:47Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:44Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:43Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:40Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:37Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:36Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:34Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:30Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:22Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:19Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:16Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:06Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:04Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:03Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:02Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:01Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:58Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:57Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:56Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:55Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:52Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:51Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:34Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:32Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:31Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:30Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:28Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:26Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:23Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:21Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:18Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:15Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:13Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:09Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:05Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:04Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:48Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:46Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:45Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:43Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:42Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:41Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:35Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:21Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:20Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:19Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:18Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:13Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:12Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:09Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:04Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:03Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:02Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:58Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:57Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:56Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:54Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:48Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:46Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:41Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:40Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:36Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:34Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:32Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:21Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:19Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:15Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:10Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:09Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:08Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:07Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:05Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:04Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:03Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:59Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:58Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:56Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:55Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:54Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:49Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:47Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:44Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:43Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:41Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:39Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:38Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:36Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:35Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:32Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:29Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:28Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:26Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:23Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:22Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:21Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:19Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:16Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:07Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:06Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:02Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:01Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:58Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:54Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:53Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:51Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:50Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:49Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:47Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:42Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:34Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:32Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:30Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:27Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:22Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:21Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:19Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:18Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:17Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:11Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:10Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:59Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:50Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:45Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:42Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:41Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:37Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:34Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:31Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:27Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:25Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:24Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:20Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:19Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:16Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:12Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:11Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:10Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:04Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:01Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:59Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:58Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:53Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:52Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:51Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:42Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:38Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:34Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:33Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:32Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:29Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:28Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:27Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:24Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:23Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:22Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:18Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:12Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:11Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:10Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:09Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:08Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:04Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:03Caption #479

Board [Post Message]

I hadn't done anything political in quite a while. I just don't understand the problem of letting people marry whoever they damn well please.

This is early, the captions I mean, I am off to Disneyland today (Sunday) and will be there until Monday evening. I wish you could all be there too, I'll keep one eye on the crowd looking for you at all times, just in case you decide to come anyway. Wear a shirt with a picture of a pirate on it and girly cap sleevy things, so I can recognise you.

You will? Oh good!

Oddly I just remembered a dream about meeting someone in Disneyland last night, I can't quite remember any details though.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> I'll be wearing a cartoon mouse outfit. I dare you to pull my pants off!
<MLimburg> Eye's DOUBLE DARE ya!
<MLimburg> Finding it hard to get some inspiration with these three ...
<David Byrden> I was just out in the bright, cold sunshine of St. Stephen's Green. The ponds were frozen and the staff were smashing the edges.
I amused myself by flinging large chunks of ice out into the middle; they exploded on impact and the fragments skated off for twenty yards, making a strange whirring noise.
<MLimburg> come on guys, don't forget to vote
<JulieK> Mort I hope you are having fun in Disneyland (this is not fair at all)
<mypalmike> I hate when I am holding something, and then I need to find the thing that goes with it. So I search for it, and when I finally find it, usually hours or days later, the first thing is nowhere to be found. I wonder why people say I'm scatterbrained.
<ajiav> last night, i dreamt of conway twitty again. an old, senile, and wheel-chair bound conway twitty who required constant caregiving.
<Buy Cialis Online> Buy Cialis Online at ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... cheap prices,
quality products, fast delivery. Cialis - buy online at
the best sexual health pharmacy on the net. Generic Viagra -
buy magic blue pills for sexual health. Buy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Viagra Soft Tabs -
...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... Hair loss pills
Propecia - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Online Prozac
at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... Order viagra
cheap prices - ...www.viagra-plus.com... Buy Viagra Online
cheap medications online at ...www.buy-via-gra.com...
<gfhgfh> fghfghfgh
<gfhgfh> ,kjjb.
<steven> ...www.1tadalafil.co... - Buy Cialis
...www.yahoo.co... - Yahoo!
...www.ealc.gov.uk... - Propecia
<Serg> ...www.mdrugsonline.co... - Viagra
...www.tabmd.co... - Cialis
<Ed> ...www.salisbury.edu... - Buy Cialis Online
...www.salisbury.edu... - Buy Levitra
...washington.uwc.edu... - Zocor
...orgs.salisbury.edu... - Buy Propecia

...www.pressbox.co.uk... - Buy Viagra Online
...commhum.mccneb.edu... - Cheap Viagra
...commhum.mccneb.edu... - Buy Cialis

UK Sites:

...www.wapug.org.uk... - Buy Cialis
...www.wapug.org.uk... - Buy Levitra
https://www.kent.ac.uk/forums/sdfva/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=492&Generic-Cialis - Generic Cialis
...www.fbs.leeds.ac.uk... - Buy Cialis Online


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post