The universe was in great peril as the the mad wizard summoned the Tiamat from the lowest planes of the Abyss.
Only one man could save the universe... unfortunately he had given up the whole "saving the world" gig years ago to pursue a career that paid better - being a health guru.
The god of good Paladin, still smarting from his last encounter with the peevish Queen of Darkness,decided to take matters into his own paws- er, hands.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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