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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by Lauren
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After leaving my job at the veterinary school for an exciting career as a feather duster at the Notell Motel, I found I could no long afford my housepets.

I left the puppies tied to a pole in the park, hoping that their hangdog expressions would appeal to passersby.

The cats? After trying in vain for weeks to find homes, I had them euthanized.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JulieK> This is the saddest caption I think.
<ajiav> yeah, this just makes me want to cry. not that it was poorly written or anything.
<mypalmike> My favorite so far. I love that she's now a feather duster.
<ElvisThePelvis> sob...
<spam> :(

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