When I heard the news, I nearly burst my eyeball. "No! That -- that can't be possible."
"Says so right here Cap'n. A force 10 political shitstorm headed our way. ETA: November."
"Quick. Lock the doors. Get the shotguns. And hide the children."
"Too late, Cap'n. Too late."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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