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Most Emailed Photos - 03/02/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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It was another star-studded evening at the Gere mansion. All of the hottest young starlets were there to see the show.

And maybe, just maybe they would get the chance to probe Richard's respected rectum with a pen, or maybe even a small dog.

But only the wealthiest and most powerful in a all of Hollywood would get to push the main fetish items into Gere's gyrating glory hole. Yes, Barbara Streisand was ready with Marcel, the monkey from Friends...and Gere, well he was always ready.


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<reddman> sounds like a good time was had by all...

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