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Most Emailed Photos - 05/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I love the way she gently caresses my balls.

And she loves to clap for my monkey.

Yes, she makes my goat stand on end.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> If thats a gentle caress, I've been doin it wrong!
<Kumiho> LOL

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