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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My own desire for self-enlightenment is often fraught with distraction.

Media "non-events" and overinflated discussion scream for our attention.

Constants images of sexuality heavily distract from our search for self-enlightenment and send us into hours of "self-fufillment".

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Elvis, who would have thought it would take constant images of sexuality to make you do that? We sort of figured it was something you were doing all day long anyway.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well I invented this little devices that you attach to the front of your underwear...uh wait...

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