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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My own desire for self-enlightenment is often fraught with distraction.

Media "non-events" and overinflated discussion scream for our attention.

Constants images of sexuality heavily distract from our search for self-enlightenment and send us into hours of "self-fufillment".

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Elvis, who would have thought it would take constant images of sexuality to make you do that? We sort of figured it was something you were doing all day long anyway.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well I invented this little devices that you attach to the front of your underwear...uh wait...

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