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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Biggus Dickus
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The life of monastic celibacy is never easy. Some days the kittens just seem to beg to be killed!

I have found that thinking of Rosie tends to put all thoughts of sex from my mind.

And I await my reward in Heaven.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Biggus Dickus> Hmm...I seem totally stuck as my alter ego, BD, instead of Infosponge now. I must endeavor to kill my cookies!
<Axolotl> Every time you procrastinate, God kills a cookie!
<Don Rumsfeld> Alter egos? That's suspicious behavior my friend! What are your ethnic origins?

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