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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by Kumiho
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I swear some days it's like driving nails into my head.

Have any of you ever tried feeding kindergarten students? You'd suffer less of a mauling from lions!

By the end of the hour all I want to do is retreat into my shell and ignore the world.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> True story.
<guyPaulo> Kumiho is a lunch-room lady?
<Kumiho> Nope, Kumiho taught kindergarten students in a private hogwan in South Korea for a year - one of my duties was to feed the wee littles at lunch time.
<3Suns> The "wee littles"?? Where did you teach next, Scotland?
<Kumiho> No, that's what I call all my appetizers.
<guyPaulo> Military background, eh Kumiho?
<Kumiho> what... are my jackboots showing?
<guyPaulo> I don't know too many folks who take summer jobs in South Korea.
<Kumiho> believe it or not I wasn't there with the military. I was just there to teach for a year, as a civie.
<guyPaulo> Bah! Lying Yankee spy!

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