[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 249 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:59Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:58Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:53Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:52Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:50Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:48Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:40Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:39Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:38Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:34Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:33Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:27Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:25Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:24Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:22Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:19Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:16Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:15Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:14Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:13Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:07Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:04Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:03Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:00Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:53Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:49Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:48Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:47Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:46Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:41Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:36Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:35Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:33Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:32Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:31Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:30Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:27Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:25Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:23Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:22Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:20Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:19Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:14Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:08Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:05Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:04Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:00Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:53Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:51Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:41Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:40Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:37Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:36Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:35Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:33Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:32Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:31Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:30Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:29Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:24Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:20Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:19Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:14Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:09Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:08Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:04Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:03Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:02Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:01Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:00Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:59Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:58Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:56Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:54Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:51Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:49Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:48Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:47Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:46Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:43Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:40Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:37Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:36Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:35Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:34Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:31Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:30Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:22Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:21Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:17Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:16Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:15Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:12Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:11Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:09Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:08Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:07Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:04Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:03Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:02Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:55Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:50Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:48Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:45Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:44Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:42Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:40Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:37Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:34Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:30Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:29Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:27Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:26Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:25Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:19Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:18Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:16Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:14Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:11Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:10Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:08Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:07Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:05Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:04Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:00Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:58Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:52Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:51Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:50Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:46Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:44Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:40Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:36Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:33Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:32Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:31Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:30Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:29Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:25Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:24Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:22Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:19Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:12Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:09Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:05Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:03Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:58Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:55Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:54Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:53Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:46Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:38Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:35Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:31Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:24Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:22Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:20Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:18Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:15Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:14Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:12Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:10Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:09Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:07Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:56Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:52Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:50Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:47Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:45Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:44Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:43Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:40Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:36Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:34Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:25Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:24Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:21Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:15Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:14Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:12Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:58Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:53Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:50Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:46Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:41Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:39Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:33Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:32Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:31Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:26Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:25Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:20Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:16Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:06Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:01Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:00Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:56Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:55Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:50Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:46Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:45Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:43Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:29Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:26Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:20Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:17Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:14Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:13Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:09Caption #901

Board [Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post