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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by Mort
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The full body x-ray machine in the airport revealed the contraband cocaine enhanced pixie sticks...

...the lion cubs in my panda skin hand-luggage...

...and this little endangered guy I had lodged in my hairy beaver... skin purse.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JulieK> Hehe aww the tiniest turtle ever.
<Kumiho> I wonder if this pix will make it to MEP....story.news.yahoo.com...
<shininglion> Man, I hope so.
<JulieK> MEP is all quiet lately. Some bad things are going on I think. Secret things.
<guyPaulo> "To everything...turn, turn,turn...there is a season...turn, turn, turn..."
<guyPaulo> Or, as 3Suns (the consumate Bob Dylan fan) would say "The times they are a-changing."
<3Suns> Or as I said recently while measuring the latest performance improvements on our software project, "The changes, they are a-timing"

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