[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by Mort
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The full body x-ray machine in the airport revealed the contraband cocaine enhanced pixie sticks...

...the lion cubs in my panda skin hand-luggage...

...and this little endangered guy I had lodged in my hairy beaver... skin purse.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JulieK> Hehe aww the tiniest turtle ever.
<Kumiho> I wonder if this pix will make it to MEP....story.news.yahoo.com...
<shininglion> Man, I hope so.
<JulieK> MEP is all quiet lately. Some bad things are going on I think. Secret things.
<guyPaulo> "To everything...turn, turn,turn...there is a season...turn, turn, turn..."
<guyPaulo> Or, as 3Suns (the consumate Bob Dylan fan) would say "The times they are a-changing."
<3Suns> Or as I said recently while measuring the latest performance improvements on our software project, "The changes, they are a-timing"


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