[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/10/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You think you are getting somewhere, but the man always brings you down.

Then you notice that only the stupid people are breeding these days.

Those weird suicide cults are looking better each day.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 130 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:47Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:43Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:40Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:39Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:36Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:35Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:33Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:32Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:30Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:29Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:28Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:23Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:22Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:21Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:20Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:19Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:18Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:15Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:13Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:12Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:11Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:10Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:09Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:06Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:05Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:04Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:03Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:02Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:01Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:00Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:59Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:56Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:55Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:52Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:51Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:50Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:49Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:47Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:46Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:45Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:44Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:43Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:42Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:41Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:40Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:39Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:38Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:37Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:36Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:31Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:29Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:28Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:27Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:26Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:25Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:24Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:22Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:19Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:17Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:16Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:14Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:13Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:12Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:10Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:09Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:08Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:04Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:03Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:01Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:00Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:59Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:56Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:54Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:52Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:51Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:49Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:44Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:43Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:40Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:39Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:38Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:37Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:36Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:25Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:21Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:19Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:17Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:11Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:01Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:00Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:59Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:58Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:57Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:55Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:54Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:52Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:49Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:40Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:38Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:36Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:29Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:27Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:26Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:25Caption #726

Board [Post Message]


There are 16 messages for this day.
<Carol> Witty greeting! Local weather condition. Query re: others' conversational absence?
<guyPaulo> The monkies are all getting on up there in age, and aren't as talkative as they once were back in the good ol' days.
<Mort> I thought people yap more as they get older. About Mrs. Snowcone down the road with the tiny underwear on her washing line and about Mr. Lutonpants next door who smokes 4 packs of cigarettes each day and hasn't had a job in two years.
<ajiav> someone has to prompt a conversation with topic.

throw out random personal anecdotes and see if any of them resonate enough for people to respond.

<Axolotl> Okay, it's 8.30 and there's nothing to eat around here. Not even a stray package of ramen noodles. I'm too tired to go to the store. Restaurants do not deliver food here.

If I were Homer Simpson, I'd eat a bag of flour and be happy!

<Mort> A bag of flour is almost donuts.
<ajiav> pancake mix will see you through wars.
<3Suns> Short wars with lots of hot plates and maple syrup, yeah.
<apple juice is a verb> Is there any other kind?
<Axolotl> I found some pasta! Tonight I dine like a grad student!

<Kumiho> mmm... pasta... are you gonna make meatballs too?
<Kumiho> Boy I hope this one shows up tomorrow....story.news.yahoo.com...

And Mort, thanks for the Ostrich pix!

<guyPaulo> I'll give you all a topic: "The industrial revolution was neither industrial nor a revolution. Discuss."
<Axolotl> I'm running a website for a j-pop singer through babelfish. The translations are very strange compared to WWWJDIC (...www.csse.monash.edu.au...

Momoi no hanabira - Fragrance of peach blossom becomes "Pink no flower handbill" and "Sakuranbo" - Cherries turns into "Fence viewing bo"

<Kumiho> =P I've finished all my history classes thank you. Now, does anyone have a good recipe for ostrich?
<Mort> History is all made up, as long as you are good at lying you will do well.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post