Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004

by Morgus

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This was our destination, a wet planet with a yellow sun.

I found it hard to communicate with many of the locals, even with all three of my antennae extended.

And gosh, some of them were dreadful ugly!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's Beautiful Shining Globe is:

Morgus

The moons of Uranus are: akuma_supreme@yahoo.com, Elmo and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 13 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> What interesting photos today!

<obtuse> Those jerks at Microsoft have until the end of the week to get back to me on whether I have the job or not.

(So, now you know why I've been distracted and had trouble making captions this week)

<ElvisThePelvis> Yes. These are the breast photos ever. A titular job by Mort in choosing them. Two of the best I have seen. Why I would spend my money on two pickets to tittsburgh to see these photos in a museum. I'd pay a hundred dollars but not a nipple more to see 'em.

<guyPaulo> Should we all be worried about this?:
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> I for one welcome our new alien overlords...

<Kumiho> Hardly new or different, this sort of UFO activity has been on the rise for the past decade.

<Mort> It's a shame that the captions and not the comments have to be declared the winner. Some of the comments today are hilarious.

<guyPaulo> Why don't you have a second award then? Just put a link to the funniest comment beneath the honorable mentions.

<David Byrden> I'd like to write little, er, annotations about the comments. Could you add a section?

<ElvisThePelvis> I'd like to write little pop-ups about the annotations about the comments...can you add a section to the section?

<Mort> You are all very strange, I will be glad when this experiment is over and I can finally publish my research.

<ElvisThePelvis> I thought we were all different imaginary people Mort made up...

<ElvisThePelvis> WTG Morgus!

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