Last time this photo came up, I said it was the female crotch.
The sort of thing you'd see if a woman got in this position.
What an idiot I was. I won't win the contest with captions as subtle as a 100-ton boulder.
So I'm walking away from all that.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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