Class, today we're going to talk about something that is so enormous, it's sheer gravitational force sucks in everything it encounters. Any guesses?
No James, it's not Miss Aulembach, the substitute teacher. That's a horrible thing to say, now go to the office!
No Cindy, it's not a huge rock. Don't you get it? It's really big! An immeasurable mass! Not even light can escape!
James, come back here and say that to my face, you little brat!
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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