Now that we have seized power in a bloodless coup d'etat through election fraud, we Republicans promise to restore the moral majority values Americans truly crave.
Except for the ladies of the night, all women will be removed from the workforce.
They will henceforth remain at home practicing erotic positions from which to satisfy the men who will own them.
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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