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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004 by Lauren
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Now that we have seized power in a bloodless coup d'etat through election fraud, we Republicans promise to restore the moral majority values Americans truly crave.

Except for the ladies of the night, all women will be removed from the workforce.

They will henceforth remain at home practicing erotic positions from which to satisfy the men who will own them.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> It's funny because it's true.
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<Morgus> Funny and sort of scary, all at the same time...
<3Suns> That doesn't sound so bad, does it guys?
<Kumiho> 3Suns =P, Lauren, awesomeness!
<Carol> 
<ElvisThePelvis> We have already instituted this program here in the south and let me say I have never been happier...oh, hello dear...what?...no, no i was just erasing that comment...ow..stop it...helpp...someone call the poliiiiiceee

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